10. Spicy Falafel Balls have a striking resemblance to leftover macaroons
9. Everyone's proudly wearing the same Hebrew 1992 Pearl Jam T-shirt
8. Some weird guy keeps asking you if you want to hear his Jewish Acapella groups CD
7. Its Yom Hashoah
6. The only drink they got is warm Petel
5. You're at the Russian Compound…in Russia
4. Its just you, a couple bummed Neturay Kartah guys, and some Barry Manilow
3. No French flag has been set on fire
2. You find yourself really getting into to the Techno Version of We Are Leaving Mother Russia
1. No ones smoking