10. Moving out means getting an apt in 120 Shelbourne. that way once you're married you only have to move a floor or 2.
9. At one point in your life, Marky's on a Saturday night was a happening place
8. When you run into a fellow jew at Krispy Kreme, you nod politely as you both know the political dilemma, yet still indulge.
7. f you ever went anywhere, the response you always got when saying you were from T.O was, oh do you know the Bergs who live on Bathurst?
6. On shabbos you hung out in the famous gazebo in Thornhill Park.
5. The way you were classified as a human being was by being from up north or down south, no explanation needed.
4. If you are a girl over 18, it is assumed that you go to York and study Psychology.
3. You were never part of the reason why the chazzan stopped minyan to shush the crowd at the Bayt.
2. If you are a girl, everyone has that one Jacob skirt.
1. Your teenage rebellion consisted of smoking outside the Bayt on Simchat Torah