10. You (and your mother) know the exact statistics on how many former interns have gotten hitched
9. You have spent hours on Shabbat in front of JBKO trying to look like you're just hanging out in the hot sun in a suit for no reason.
8. By default Ben and Jerry's is your favorite kosher restaurant
7. You know that the "brown bag" in a brown bag lunch is provided by you
6. You have been warned by many relatives that capitol hill is no place for a good Jewish girl? and you are a guy
5. Joe Lieberman is your best friend because you saw him across Shul (or if you were brave said hello during kiddush)
4. You have been denied the privilege of speaking to Josh Sussman by Mrs. Rena Barth
3. On the first day of the program, you placed bets with yourself on who would end up married to whom.
2. You were too lazy to ask Kesher for Shabbos Hospitality so instead you made a meal and invited everyone on the program
1. People from Silver Spring are considered out of towners