Top Ten Ways You Know Your Son Isn

10. He used up all the saltwater on Urchatz
9 Asks you what page is it in the Rosh Hashana Machzor
8. Thought the 6th Plague was 'Don't Steal'
7. Asks what other kinds of fish can be used to make Carpas
6. Wonders why there is no honey around to dip the apples into
5. Confuses 4 Questions, with 21 Questions (“Is it something round on this table?”)
4. Keeps asking when Elijah will come down the chimney
3. Really wants to know how Egyptians became instantaneously stupid during the plague of Dumb
2. Asks if he can only read the parts of Charlton Heston
1. He already ate the afikomen