10. Avraham kicked dirt on The Ump, Hashem, arguing the call to destroy Sedom
9. Lot's Wife became the first pitcher's mound
8. The Astrodome, Skydome can't compare to S'dome
7. Boston winning another series?? That'd make even Sarah laugh
6. Avraham and Avimelech cut a deal and call the place "Beer Sheva", instantly making getting a beer in the 7th inning a mitzvah
5. Sarah Kicks Hagar and Yishmael out together – a doubleplay
4. Youkilis = You Kill is(aac)??!
3. Avraham took off his shoes on the holyground, exposing the Red Sox