10. Just wait 6 hours in between

9. Do it b'derekh shinui. Kiss with your left tongue.

8. It doesn't count if you didn't have kavanah at the time.

7. Say you're acting as a shaliach mitzvah .

6. Since the destruction of the temple, we never truly enjoy anything anymore.

5. Have in mind not to be Motzei

4. Make sure you leave the door open at least one tefach.

3. Tell the rabbi you were checking, um, for blood spots?

2. Since 'Tav lematav  tan du me'lemaitav armelado', you ' re actually performing a chessed!

1. If infrequent, it's considered batel b'shishim.