Converse is running one of the most bizarre ad campaigns of all time – their newest thing: kissing a cool jewy bearded hipster (uh so hot) Ross probably lives in Williamsburg, worships Safran Foer/Eggers/Sedaris, thinks MGMT is overated, has a thing for Techailes tzitzit, blogs obsessively, cannot think of dating anyone without thick matching plastic frames and has the most extensive closet full of corderoy jackets ever created.

You must see this, and die of laughter.

If you feel the need to join in and lock lips, well make sure your computer screen is ready for a wet and wild ride!