1) You think a Hora is a high priced call girl.
2) You light your Shabbat candles with your cigarette.
3) Your belt buckle is bigger than your yarmulke.
4) instead of a noisemaker, you've fired a shotgun at the sound of Haman's name.
5) You have a gun rack in your Sukkah.
6) You think "KKK" is a symbol for really kosher.
7) You think marrying your first cousin is required according to Jewish law.
8) You don't ride on Shabbat because your car is up on blocks.
9) when someone shouts L'chaim you respond L'howdy.
10) You are saving a bottle of Mogen David wine for some special occasion